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Friday, January 7, 2011

is it 2011?


is it 2011?

really?

i hadn't noticed.

i've been down with what seems to be the Worst Cold Ever since the last few days of 2010.*

Worst Cold Ever (adj) defined as a variety of cold like symptoms, that stubbornly refuse to respond to any OTC, herbal, or homeopathic remedies, providing the infected victim with no relief or suspension of symptoms for any said time. continues to progress and morph into even more miserable symptoms, leaving victim feeling as though beating with a 2x4 would certainly be more enjoyable.

hope to see you on the other side soon.**

* pathetic sketch provided for your enjoyment.
** please use hand sanitizer after reading this post.

12 comments:

Samantha G said...

Awww, I hope you feel better soon. Have you tried Zinc?

Janelle Goodwin said...

I hope you're feeling better soon. Maybe go to the doctor for some antibiotics to kick it out?

Paz said...

Awww! Feel better real soon. Happy New Year! Looking forward to your creations this year.

Hug and kiss,
Paz

cmv... said...

thanks ladies i appreciate the well wishes. trying to keep it more humorous than miserable. :] just a bad cold that is going around locally. (i'll pass on the antibiotics.. haven't taken them for 12 years... only if absolutely necessary.)

suzanneberry said...

me too!!!! right between christmas and new years. mine was different cuz it was the cold from hell. i'm just now able to sit up. lots of residual goo though. sorry that was gross but so was this cold. lovely tissue box and very appropriate. feel better.

Karen Appleton said...

Christine you are so hilarious!! I love reading your blog! Love your tissue box too! I agree on antibiotics by the way, but I do hear these lingering colds are developing into really bad stuff, so be careful :)

cmv... said...

no kidding suzanne, lots of goo! but i'm finally doing better!

cmv... said...

karen LOL well i'm glad someone appreciates my sense of humor!! i take wild oil of oregano, in mega doses when sick and it knocks it right out. amazing stuff. but it was sold out everywhere locally, i finally found one bottle at my favorite health food store. in 24 hours i did a 180 and keep getting better by the hour.

Suzanne: thanks for the get better wishes!!

Kim VanDerHoek said...

Love your post but am sorry you are sick. I hope by now you are feeling better.

cmv... said...

thanks kim! this is the most unreal cold i've ever had. i'm still congested and coughing and now so is my husband and daughter. ugh. but we're having a good time making fun of ourselves. :]

r garriott said...

At least it hasn't affected your sense of humor. And I like your sketch.

cmv... said...

LOL you bet R... laughter is the best medicine! my cough finally subsided over the weekend. longest cold ever.